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Thứ Năm, 8 tháng 12, 2011

THƯ GIÃN GIỮA TUẦN ( St: Chuti)


THIS IS ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! 
Man, pls dont be stubborn !!!!!!
Hope you can appreciate it!
In a Chicago Hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.
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A nurse noticed his predicament.
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Sir, she said "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

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He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch.  Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP20 and a red one labeled ATR.

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Who would know if he touched them?  


He couldn't resist... He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom.

What a nice feeling, he thought.
Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

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Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
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When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure.
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When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
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Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a nurse was staring down at him.
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"What happened?" he exclaimed. "The last thing I remember was pushing the ATR button."
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"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow."
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MEN  NEVER  LISTEN
 

3 nhận xét:

  1. So, please remember to stay away from ATR....!!!!

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  2. Tôi thấy có loại máy bay ATR. Mình chắc không nên đi loại này phải không Chuti?!

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  3. Yes Sir!
    Loại này bay tuyến HCMC-Qui Nhơn (gặp hôm bảo phía Bắt Trung Bộ)... Hãi lắm, ngược đời là ghế VIP ở cuối cùng. Hôm tôi đi có một thằng thanh niên khi máy bay vừa hạ cánh nó gọi oang oang cho bố nó: Từ giờ trở đi con không đi máy bay ATR nửa, con sẽ đi xe ô tô hay tàu, 6, 7 tiếng cũng được. Các tiếp viên nhìn thất HK nói chuyện ĐT khi hạ cách mà không thấy nhắc có lẽ vì 2 nhẽ:
    - Nó nói đúng => các cô xấu hổ.
    - MB lắc quá các cô không đứng dậy được, hay có lẽ các cô cũng sợ không cất tiếng được.

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